Hozier - Do I Wanna Know (orig. Arctic Monkeys)
Rating: T | Genres: Romance/Angst | Length: 5,468 Words (One-Shot)
Pairing: Emma/Regina | Universe: Once Upon a Time
Professor Mills is bad at feelings and talking and just generally being a human person. Emma Swan keeps flirting with her. Never underestimate the potential for Gryffindors to get themselves into terrible and awkward situations.
Part 1 of the Going Back to Hogwarts series.
My Least Favorite Trope (and this post will include spoilers for The Lego Movie, Guardians of the Galaxy, The Matrix, Western Civilization, and—cod help me—Bulletproof Monk*.) is the thing where there’s an awesome, smart, wonderful, powerful female character who by all rights ought to be the Chosen One and the hero of the movie, who is tasked with taking care of some generally ineffectual male character who is, for reasons of wish fulfillment, actually the person the film focuses on. She mentors him, she teaches him, and she inevitably becomes his girlfriend… and he gets the job she wanted: he gets to be the Chosen One even though she’s obviously far more qualified. And all he has to do to get it and deserve it is Man Up and Take Responsibility.
And that’s it. Every god-damned time. The mere fact of naming the films above and naming the trope gives away the entire plot and character arc of every single movie.
Jon Stewart covers the NFL’s mishandling of the Ray Rice incident.
ph. Petra Collins
is this from something because all i can think is rival cheerleaders from different schools meet during a game and fall in love but then Romeo and Juliet shit goes down, nobody even cares that youre in love with another girl Jessica we’ve always known you were gay, BUT WHY IS SHE FROM OUR RIVAL FUCKING SCHOOL???
THEY’RE WEARING EACH OTHERS SCHOOL COLORS ON THEIR SOCKS TOO CUTE IM DYING